Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Y'know what's really scary this Halloween? This midterm election! Right? Right? Hey, where are you going?

Boston broke a world record Saturday after thousands of volunteers gathered to light more than 29,000 Jack-o-Lanterns in Boston Commons. This was the most pumpkin heads congregated in Boston since the last Kennedy family reunion.

President Bush signed a bill Thursday authorizing 700 miles of new fencing along the US-Mexico border. Sadly, Tom Sawyer later tricked the president into painting the fence himself.

NBC this week canceled the sitcom "Twenty Good Years” after three bad episodes.