The Far Right Stuff

NASA's Johnson Space Center is conducting experiments on counteracting the effects of weightlessness, and are looking for volunteers to lie in a bed for three weeks. Luckily there will soon be a whole bunch of Republican congressmen with plenty of free time.

A panda cub in China bit off part of the thumb of an American visitor at a reserve. Wow. That is a STRICT no tolerance policy on hitchhiking.

"The View" co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck is upset about an episode of "Law and Order : SVU," in which a character named Elizabeth Hassenback is raped and murdered, saying the character was meant to be her. “SVU” producers denied that any of their characters were based on any real people – not Elizabeth Hassenback, not Schmarbara Schmalters, not Blosie Blo’Blonnell, and not Misery Behar.