Plus the music is much lamer now

President Bush, who is visiting Vietnam this week, rejected links between the Vietnam War and the war in Iraq saying, "I see the differences. I really do." ... "For instance my father’s friends are still looking for a way to get me out of Iraq."

President Bush spoke Monday at the groundbreaking of the Martin Luther King, Jr. National Memorial on the Mall in Washington, DC. Bush and King have a lot in common. King had a dream and Bush has spent the past two weeks desperately hoping that he was just about to wake up from one

A Republican-led legislative panel in Missouri says in a new report on illegal immigration that abortion is partly to blame because it is causing a shortage of American workers. Good point. Every time I look at the classifieds, all I see is “Fetus wanted, must be familiar with Word and Excel.” “Are you a fetus with an MBA?” “Zygote acceptable. Fetus preferred.”