Sorry I didn't post yesterday ... it's not like there's been anything in the news ...

Just under 1900 people showed up in Paris on Thursday to try to break the record for the most people kissing in one spot at one moment, but fell short of Budapest's 2005 record of 11,500 people, and of the thousands and thousands of people currently kissing Nancy Pelosi’s ass.

US Ambassador John Bolton brought the UN Security Council on Tuesday to Madison Square Garden to see a Knicks game, based on the theory that, after they had seen the Knicks play, torture wouldn’t seem so bad.

A judge in Delaware has ordered a man who twice exposed himself to a 10 year-old girl, to wear a T-shirt with the words "I am a registered sex offender." Unfortunately, the judge did not order the man to wear pants.