Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Worth Its Weight in Glod

Loco, a Chinatown chicken that plays tic-tac-toe, is now playing the game at Foxwoods Resort Casino in Connecticut, where players who beat the chicken can win 10,000 dollars. Most excited about the idea of winning money by beating the chicken -- me in seventh grade!

It was reported that during the now-canceled Fox special "If I Did It," in which OJ Simpson discusses how he hypothetically killed Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman, the former football star tearfully breaks down saying, "I can't do this. I can't have my kids hear me say this." Then he says, “Was that take good? ‘Cause I can do it again.”

The residents of Glod, Romania, which doubled for Borat's hometown in the hit movie, want to sue the movie's producers for portraying them as a pack of urine-drinking male rapists and female prostitutes. Yeah, because before I saw that movie, I was totally going to spend my next vacation in Glod, Romania.