And you can get arrested in most states for goose laying

According to a new study, buying all the items in the song "Twelve Days of Christmas" has reached an all-time high price of 75,000 dollars. And that doesn’t include money to shove in the g-strings of the nine ladies dancing.

A federal judge on Wednesday ordered FEMA to resume payments to thousands who lost homes to Hurricane Katrina, calling that agency's policies confusing and "Kafkaesque." No, wait, not Kafka … caca.

Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri Kamal al-Maliki abruptly backed out of a meeting with President Bush on Wednesday. To make things worse, it seems that Bush is no longer in al-Maliki’s Top Eight on MySpace.