weddings that should have been underground, on the other hand . . .

A Chinese coal mine has set a world record for the highest number of simultaneous weddings held underground. The previous record for weddings held in an underground coal mine? Zero!

It was rumored that Paris Hilton has been giving Britney Sears private strip tease lessons, and that the two have been practicing on a stripper pole in Hilton's house. But it’s irresponsible to report this story without sufficient evidence, which is why I demand extension photographic and video evidence of this story. I also want to know how it smells.

Malaysia's snake king Ali Khan Samsudin died last week during a performance when he was bitten by a King Cobra. “I really didn’t see this coming at all” said nobody.