God is my Skipper

"The Word of Promise,” a 25 hour audio version of the Bible, will feature Richard Dreyfus as Moses, Marisa Tomei as Mary and Louis Gossett, Jr. as John. The use of these guest celebrities makes this recording perfect for people who like the Bible but wish it were more like “Love Boat.”

The new issue of Interview is devoted to Elizabeth Taylor and will feature personal photos of her including one of her with Bonkers the Bear. If you’re looking at the photo and wondering which one is Bonkers, remember that the bear never married Larry Fortensky.

Donatella Versace this week unveiled a "clergyman look" for men, which is inspired by Father Georg Gaenswein, the handsome, 50 year old private secretary to Pope Benedict. That’s right, it’s “Priest Chic,” the fashion that says “Look but, unless you’re a ten year old boy, don’t touch.”