More like all the way to the bank ...

As part of a broader plan aimed at bolstering his foreign policy credentials, Senator Barack Obama proposed for the first time setting a deadline for withdrawing troops from Iraq. However, he has not proposed a time to withdraw the media’s noses from his ass.

Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe will appear naked in a British stage revival of Equus, finally answering the question “wand or broomstick?”

Borat star Sascha Baron Cohen is being sued by an Israeli comedian who claims that Borat's signature exclamation of excitement "Wa wa wee wa" belongs to him. Both men are also being sued by the fifth little piggy.