Now it seems kinda weird they named so many desserts after him

A man in Illinois broke the Guinness World Record for riding a stationary bike with a time of 85 hours. And to think they told him he’d never go anywhere.

Officials at the Chimp Haven in the Shreveport, Louisiana zoo were surprised when a female chimpanzee gave birth, despite the fact that the facility's entire male population has had vasectomies. Even more curious, the baby chimp looks an awful lot like Colin Farrell.

A new investigation into the death of Napoleon Bonaparte supports the original autopsy finding that the French emperor died of stomach cancer and rejects suggestions that arsenic poisoning was the culprit. A related study has found evidence that the real reason Abraham Lincoln died is that the play he was watching was just really, really bad.